Coming: Christmas 2007! Place your order now by overnight mail for the Bravo Film Foto-Roman of Jess Franco's most popular film. You'll have to act fast to get it by Christmas! It tells the entire story of what happened one night in Room 13 at the International School of Languages in Spain to a group of innocent students who should have stayed at home.Both the offer and the movie itself are jokes: me kidding the just-got-to-have-it-by-Xmas rush and Jess Franco doing a critique/parody on all the post HALLOWEEN post slashers.
I'll even throw in a quiz. What is the name of the Clinic Director Jess Franco plays in this film?
If you get this you don't get 10% off on postage!
There will be more Jess Franco Christmas items to come...
Waaaaaa! I have no idea and imdb won't let me cheat. Looks pretty cool though, sir. So, this isn't a real item, is it?
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke!
ReplyDeleteWell it's a very well done joke. Congrats! And Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Doug. A Happy Chistmas Holiday season to you!
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